labelleizzy:

anexperimentallife:

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

thatpreciousthing:

megxolotl:

tearinglight:

thatbowserguy:

pokefaize420:

nonbinary-phoenix-wright:

meow-moment:

homestuck-stuck:

omegasmileyface:

attackradish:

claire-starsword:

-Tails uses tumblr
-In his world, tumblr has a two-tailed icon
-The fact above might imply Tails has created tumblr

Thank you Tails

Thank you Tails

Thank you Tails

Thank you Tails

Thank you Tails

Thank you Tails

Thank you Tails

Thank you Tails

Thank you Tails

Always reblog the creator

woefully-undercaffeinated:

saint-batrick:

mschaos:

definitelyjunehomestuck:

super-sootica:

You are granted a time machine and the ability to prevent one birth (or commit a murder up to you), don’t worry about the butterfly effect, we want the butterfly effect that’s part of the point. Your actions will prevent them from ever rising to prominence. No he’s not here, because it’d be too much of a sweep, pick your second choice if you’re wondering where he is

Kill a historical figure before they get to power

William the Conqueror

Richard Nixon

Benito Mussolini

Archduke Franz Ferdinand

Mao Zedong

Julius Caesar

Joseph Stalin

Martin Luther

Romulus

Other

yea this list is missing that shit heel

FUCKING REAGAN

Constantine I. Christianity never becomes the all-conquering religion, Rome remains an Empire That Fucks

daisywords:

the fear of sharing your work not because you’re worried people will hate it or mock it or think it’s terrible…but instead that it will elicit nothing from them. that it will be unremarkable. that it won’t matter to anyone but you

dankmemeuniversity:

depsidase:

depsidase:

tickfleato:

funniest adhd thing is when you’re like ugh. doing this simple task would be too hard. guess i’ll do a difficult one instead

fartgallery:

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

weirdolesbo:

If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit

powerfulwizard:

mag200:

mag200:

mag200:

mag200:

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane

another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could

exactly. like oh you’re not going to look back? have you never lost a love? there is so much looking back.

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

doccywhomst:

ok i just wanna check something…. reblog if you’ve never watched/opened tumblr live

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

candyspider-deactivated20230731:

candyspider-deactivated20230731:

one thing about pet owners is they love to insult their pets in ways that their pets are completely incapable of comprehending

cat: [not knowing their owner has made a image of them describing them as a “small odious couch goblin” who “doesnt understand calculus”] this beam of light is so warm